NingenOS — Hoodie

Some operating systems run computers.

NingenOS™ runs the weirdos.

Built for hackers, makers, gamers, artists, night owls, and anyone who feels more at home in a terminal than a boardroom, the NingenOS™ Hoodie is a tribute to the beautifully glitched humans who never quite fit the default settings.

Featuring the bold NingenOS™ graphic, this hoodie blends cyberpunk aesthetics with everyday comfort. Soft on the inside, clean on the outside, it's designed for late-night coding sessions, warehouse raves, coffee-fuelled creative spirals, or simply existing in your own version of reality.

Whether you're debugging code, designing the future, or just avoiding small talk, this is your uniform.

Features

• Premium heavyweight hoodie for warmth and comfort.
• Soft fleece interior with a relaxed unisex fit.
• Exclusive NingenOS™ artwork by Lemon, Lime & Bitters Productions.
• Perfect for hackers, witches, creatives, gamers, and beautifully malfunctioning humans.
• Made to survive winter, all-nighters, and existential software updates.

Boot Sequence: Complete.

Human.exe: Running... probably. 🟢

Care instructions

- Tumble dry: medium

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean